When your Humans return home from the place they spend all day called work, your greeting should be warm yet measured. Don’t engage in the puppy’s jubilee of woofs, wags, and licks. Let your Humans know that, while you are pleased to see them, you will become more affectionate once they have proved their worth by opening your dinner.
It is easier to make new friends when you have common interests. Is your potential friend an ornithologist? Get up on the window seat and watch some birdies with your new buddy.
Some types of Catnip will make you ricochet off the walls. Other types of Catnip will konk you out and produce mind-bending dreams. If you don’t like surprises, make sure you know what type of nip is in the carrot before partaking of it.