Thursday’s a workday.
So get at it!
Don’t dare rub my tummy ’til Friday.
–Lily
Nap Options
The tallest, most sacred Cat Tree offers the most comfortable napping options.
It is also the most popular spot.
If you want to nap undisturbed, consider the shorter, second most sacred Cat Tree or even the computer tote.
–Quicksilver and Lily
Maximizing Cuteness
Human Mommy sometimes says that I couldn’t be any cuter if I tried.
Then I do something like this.
–Xena
Getting up?
What’s that, Human? You are getting up?
I have not authorized this.
I have not relieved you of your duty as my personal mattress.
I also require head skritches until I tire of your ministrations and bite, or fall asleep on you, my mattress.
–Quicksilver
Lights
You’re up early, Human Mommy.
Must you turn on the lights?
–Amber
To-Do List
Brief Humans on the need to procure additional treats, finalize Pivot Table illustrating daily treat shortfall, roll in Catnip, schedule licking session with Xena…
It’s Wednesday.
Is your to-do list out of control?
Better nap on it.
–Lily
Happy New Year
Happy New Year!
Please refrain from waking me until the year is not quite so new.
Last night’s Catnip-infused sendoff of 2018 has taken a toll.
–Quicksilver
Sunday Snooze
Nothing beats a Sunday snooze with your love…
…in a sun puddle.
–Sunny and Xena
Turndown Service
Be sure to place a fresh sprig of Catnip on my pillow as part of the turndown service, Humans.
Sometimes you forget.
–Darth Vader
Monday
It’s Monday again?!
That’s unfortunate for you, Humans.
We Cats simply refrain from observing Monday.
–Lily
Daily Feline Wisdom 