Eat your hearts out, ladies!
I’m irresistible.
–Darth Vader
Top Chef
Looks good…
Smells awesome!
Please share, Human Daddy, aka Top Chef.
–Cosmo and Xena
Bow Down
Bow down to your Queen.
Good Woofie.
Now I will ignore you.
–Amber
Art
I sculpted this couch.
Art is what you can get away with.
–Xena
Toll Collector
Make it easy for your Humans to pay the Stair Toll!
Position yourself next to two empty bowls, one for traffic coming up the stairs and one for down, in which the Humans can deposit the requisite toll of freshly uncanned tuna.
–Darth Vader
Belated Mother’s Day
Happy Belated Mother’s Day, Human Mommy!
Sometimes it takes a bit longer than expected to catch you a proper gift.
–Finnegan
24/7
We guard the Homestead all day, every day.
We guard the Homestead through the night.
We Guard Cats provide 24/7 security.
–Phelps and Quicksilver
Anti-gravity Paws
How’d I get up here?
Wouldn’t you like to know, Humans?
–Luna
T.D.I.F.
Dog-Diggety-Dog! T.D.I.F.!!
It’s FRIDAY!
–Cosmo
Want this Body?
Want this body?
Then you have to work for it!
Now go away…
I’m working really hard here.
–Quicksilver
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