Help! I’m melting!
Please send ice.
–Cosmo
In Charge
You think you’re in charge, Humans?
Top of the Food Chain and all that?
Think again.
–Amber
Guard Dog
Sure, I’m not the biggest Guard Dog. I get that.
Still, I’ve got some good back-up.
–Xena
Lovely
Loveliness begins with loving yourself.
Add to that a protein-rich diet, 18+ hours of sleep per day and an intensive grooming regime and you’ll be ready for your close up.
–Lily
My Stories
No, I’m not in the mood for a lap cuddle. I’m watching my stories.
My Birdie stories.
–Lily
Meowie Door
The Humans call it a “Meowie Door,” but I betcha we can fit through, Papa Cosmo!
Maybe you can, Little Xena, but I could get stuck in such a narrow opening.
Maybe we should wait for our Humans to open the door? It’s no fun to go squirrel hunting without you.
–Xena and Cosmo
Cute
I’ve got cute…
…nailed.
–Xena
First come…
First come, first served.
The lap is most desirable when…
…another Cat occupies it.
–Quicksilver and Darth Vader
Camouflage
Become one with your surroundings.
Be the stones. Be the shell.
Be invisible to the Birdies.
–Luna
Feeding Frenzy
What do you mean this looks like a feeding frenzy, Human Daddy?
We are being methodical and orderly in the consumption of our treats.
–Cosmo, Stella and Xena
