Congratulations! You have successfully roused your Humans and sent them off to the place where they earn the paper that pays for your tuna and nip.
It’s high time for a well-deserved nap.
–Darth Vader
Things could be worse
Maybe you stayed up a little too late last night following politics and, consequently, Monday feels even more painful than it usually does.
Look on the bright side. You’ve got a cup of black coffee and a glossy black house panther encouraging you to go to work as tuna cans do not grow on trees.
Things could be worse.
–Darth Vader
Want to look tough?
Want to look tough? Trade in the kitten’s smile for a young lion’s glare.
–Finnegan
Games
Some games you can play alone, like knock-the-breakable-bibelots-off-the-bookshelf.
Some games, though, require a partner, like under-door-paw-swat.
–Lily and Amber
Watchdogs
A great pair of watchdogs has one dog to watch up high and one dog to watch the middle and lower ground for threats, squirrels, friends and treats not necessarily in that order.
–Cosmo and Stella
The Perfect Box
Ladies, you may not be looking for a new box or a new outfit, but don’t pass up the perfect one when it presents itself.
Not too big… not too small… colors that accentuate your tortie stripes…
Trust me, you’ll regret it if you don’t at least try it on.
–Amber
Puppies or Ponies
Humans, I’ve asked you before and I’ll ask you again.
The Woofies are quite large already, yet you continue feeding them.
Why? How big do you want them to get? Have you ever even read the list of additives on the kibble you give them like I told you to?
Also, are you absolutely sure that you adopted Puppies and not Ponies?
–Darth Vader
Synchronized Napping
Synchronized napping is a legitimate sport.
Don’t believe us?
Just ask any card-carrying Cat.
–Cosmo and Stella
Monday
Monday has happened again. If you are a Cat, cover your pretty eyes and sleep off the weekend’s tunatinis and catmopolitans.
If you are a Human, pull yourself together and muddle through work.
–Lily
Come on Fall
There’s nothing like a roaring fire on a chilly October morning. Come on fall!
–Cosmo
