Is your Woofie brother taller than your tallest Cat tree?
Time to access your Humans’ Amazon Prime account to procure a Cat tree at least twice as tall.
–Finnegan
Woohoo!
Woohoo! Our blog got over 1,000 likes this month! Thank you all so much for reading our blog!
(We are now going to eat the current futon mattress to celebrate.)
Woofs and Wags, Cosmo and Stella
Mail it in
It’s been a long, hard week at work. Feel free to mail it in this Friday or even zonk out on top of the mail.
Just be sure to roust yourself in time for Happy Hour.
1/2 price tunatinis and ‘niparitas are not to be missed.
–Lily
A Kiss
Nothing says “I love you” like a kiss.
–Amber
Debate
A great debate is a perfect combination of theatrics, idealism, pragmatism, and claws, sheathed or drawn, depending on the point in the election cycle.
–Lily, Finnegan and Amber, the moderator
Green-eyed Girl
Nothing adorns a green room so perfectly as a green-eyed girl with a lush spider plant.
–Lily
Too Close
Meowies don’t like it when you get too close to them. Don’t worry if you forget this rule–the Meowies will remind you.
–Stella
Toppings
Pepperoni or sausage? Mushrooms or peppers?
Whatever your pizza topping preference, your Cat is the ultimate pizza box topper.
–Amber
Champion
You can’t become a champion of flexibility overnight. To become a champion, you need talent, practice and a performance enhancing drug like catnip.
–Lily
Parents won’t always get your style
Do your parents not understand your style? For example, are they constantly telling you to fix your ears because they’re inside-out?
Don’t pay them any mind. They mean well, but they’re too old to know that it’s trendy to expose the pink insides of your floppy ears to match your pretty pink collar.
–Stella
