In Ancient Times, we Cats were worshipped as Gods and Goddesses.
In Modern Times, we expect the same.
–Luna
Followed
Ever feel like you’re being followed?
You could be paranoid.
Or you could just have a Little Sister who wants to go EVERYWHERE you go.
–Lily
Synchronized Napping
Even the best synchronized napping routine can fall apart when the middle Cat forgets to extend his right paw.
Try some freestyle napping to cover up the mistake.
–Darth and Amber
Home Security
Even if you make it past the Guard Woofies…
…you’ll still have to deal with me.
–Phelps
Spring Cleaning
You Humans do a spring cleaning of the house and yard.
We Cats perform an equally thorough spring grooming of our glossy fur.
–Darth Vader and Phelps
Were you reading that?
Were you reading that?
Nevermind–I don’t care.
Nothing is more interesting than me, your Cat.
–Quicksilver
Don’t be rude
It’s fine to fight your Big Sis for control of a cardboard box, but don’t ever say that you’d look better in it than her.
That would be rude.
–Luna
Don’t Disturb the Cat
Seriously, Humans, you’re holding up your cellphones and making kissy-kissy noises at me to get me to pose.
Don’t you see that I’m busy procuring breakfast…er…birdwatching?
–Darth Vader
Roar
Powerful conversations don’t necessarily involve words.
Feel the roar through your whiskers.
–Quicksilver
Best Daddy Ever
Human Daddy is busy installing new, higher shelves for us.
He’s the best Daddy ever, paws down.
–Luna
Daily Feline Wisdom 