Are you a large cat posing in front of a large lasagna? Don’t play into the cliché.
Ignore the lasagna. Demand tuna.
–Phelps
Occupy it
If you run across an unoccupied basket, occupy it immediately. There’s no telling if and when you’ll find another.
–Finnegan
TGIF
Happy Friday, Humans. Tomorrow you can lounge around, just like we Cats do every day of the week.
Just be sure to awaken and tend to us Cats when it is Food o’clock or Play o’clock or I’m-Bored o’clock.
It might be a good idea to tend to the Woofies, too. The noise pollution of untended Woofies disturbs our feline REM sleep.
Also, don’t even think about lounging in our spots. They are our spots. Find your own.
–Phelps
Because I love you…
Just because I love you doesn’t mean I want a cuddle right now.
–Lily
Identity Crisis
Sometimes it’s hard to tell if you are a Cat or a pancake.
No worries–you’ll figure it out sooner or later, just as soon as the nip wears off or somebody shows up with a pitcher of syrup.
–Lily
Shaken not stirred
There are Woofies on the couch and politics on TV.
Life is stressful.
The Humans have their beverages of choice.
You are well within your rights to order a tunatini to help yourself cope.
–Quicksilver
Tummy Rub
Don’t assume that a lady wants stroking just because she exposes her beautiful, caramel belly.
Be prepared for claws and possibly teeth if you move your hand any closer.
–Amber
Contentment
A good head skritch on top of a soft lap is pretty much the definition of contentment.
–Quicksilver
Best Naps
Fancy mattresses are nice, but nothing beats a rough stone pathway, warmed by the midday sun.
–Phelps and Quicksilver
King-size Bed
A king-size bed is almost adequate for a Queen.
Almost…
–Amber
Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom 