You say I’m gorgeous.
Thanks…
I agree.
–Finnegan
Paws
You’ve been struggling with that spreadsheet for a while now, Human Mommy.
Why don’t you take a break and pause to admire my paws?
–Phelps
You’re home when…
You know you’re home when…
…you can expose your belly fearlessly.
–Sunny
Nap Options
The tallest, most sacred Cat Tree offers the most comfortable napping options.
It is also the most popular spot.
If you want to nap undisturbed, consider the shorter, second most sacred Cat Tree or even the computer tote.
–Quicksilver and Lily
Enjoy
Enjoy the mysterious place you call work, Humans!
We will enjoy the bed while you’re gone.
–Stella, Xena and Sunny
Honor
It is an honor to occupy one of the highest platforms of the Sacred Cat Tree.
One should bathe before assuming one’s platform.
We make exceptions for Millennials.
–Amber and Phelps
Exterminator
There is something under the stove, Human Mommy.
I’d tell you what it is, but I don’t want you to freak out.
I will dispatch of it and then leave its remains on your pillow if you are really so curious about what “it” is.
–Luna
Maximizing Cuteness
Human Mommy sometimes says that I couldn’t be any cuter if I tried.
Then I do something like this.
–Xena
Paper Shredder
I see you got a paper shredder, Humans.
Weren’t we Cats and Woofies disposing of your personal documents expeditiously by chewing, clawing and/or gnawing?
You will be hearing from our union.
–Finnegan
New Digs
Love your new place, Orion!
Want me to try and take the lid off so that we can interact more directly?
–Luna
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