It’s nearly Food o’clock, Humans.
Why haven’t you started preparing my nightly feast?
–Quicksilver
Box
Help! My box has tipped over, Humans.
Please rectify this situation immediately.
–Lily
Got Milk?
Got Milk?
Good for you.
I’ve got Cream.
–Darth Vader
Dogsmas
Woofy Dogsmas!
Meowy Catsmas!
Festive Woofs and Wags,
Cosmo, Stella, Xena and Sunny
Seasonal Purrs,
Luna, Darth Vader, Finnegan, Phelps, Amber, Quicksilver, and Lily
Gong
If your dinner doesn’t appear after three full-throated meows…
…deploy the gong.
–Finnegan
Throwback Thursday
I had to eat a lot to get to my full size.
It was worth it, especially the cheese.
–Cosmo
Welcome Home
The Humans appear to have returned home from the mysterious place they call work, Finnegan.
Shall we roust ourselves and greet them?
Nah, that’s the Woofies’ job, Uncle Darth.
–Darth Vader and Finnegan
Pounce
No, plump Human, I’m not thinking of pouncing on you…
…much.
–Phelps
Wasted Space
Don’t waste space in your home!
That open space below the entry-way table?
Prime real estate!
Invest in luxury Cat Condos.
–Quicksilver, Darth Vader and Luna
Hallmark Movies
Yet another Hallmark Holiday movie, Human Mommy?
You may not realize it…
…but you are driving your Dog to drink.
–Cosmo
Daily Feline Wisdom 