Happy New Year! May you make a new friend this year even if, as of 12:00 AM January 1, 2017, she’s threatening to scratch your nose.
–Cosmo
New Year’s Resolution
As a Cat, my number one New Year’s resolution is to teach the Woofies the concept of personal space.
–Charlie
As Dogs, our number one New Year’s resolution is to sniff as many Meowie butts as possible.
–Cosmo and Stella
The Biggest Bed
Is this your biggest bed, Humans? A bit tight, isn’t it?
I guess I’ll just have to rough it until you get something more suitable for me.
–Luna
Love is Good
Love is good. Love makes oversized Woofies curl up into a reasonably sized coil, freeing up more napping space for us Cats.
–Quicksilver
Stockings
It’s important to keep clean all year long, but particularly in the winter as you don’t want the snow to outshine your pretty white stockings.
–Lily
Establish your Authority
When you meet a large Woofie for the first time, it is essential to establish your authority.
–Luna
A Good Brushing
A brushing from Human Daddy feels so good that we are willing to wait our turn patiently.
Mmmmm… The tummy brushing is the best part.
–Stella, Darth Vader and Quicksilver
Tree Inspector
I would never dream of damaging the Catsmass Tree, Humans. Au contraire! I’m the official tree inspector.
–Amber
Cure for Insomnia
Are you having trouble falling asleep because you keep thinking about the wily squirrel that barely, just barely, got away from you?
Try imitating the nearest Meowie. Cats know the most comfortable sleeping positions–you’ll be out like a light in no time.
–Cosmo
Training
Treadmills are great for increasing the Rookie Kitten’s strength, speed and endurance.
Before you turn on the treadmill, make sure the Rookie Kitten is facing the right way.
–Drill Master Phelps
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