Human Daddy’s lap is occupied.
I am occupying it.
–Amber
Gosh… I sure could use a cuddle.
–Xena
Gorgeous
You say I’m gorgeous.
Thanks…
I agree.
–Finnegan
You’re home when…
You know you’re home when…
…you can expose your belly fearlessly.
–Sunny
Enjoy
Enjoy the mysterious place you call work, Humans!
We will enjoy the bed while you’re gone.
–Stella, Xena and Sunny
Maximizing Cuteness
Human Mommy sometimes says that I couldn’t be any cuter if I tried.
Then I do something like this.
–Xena
Deep Freeze
Mama Stella! You are blocking the fire!
Little Xena, I have just returned from the Deep Freeze outside.
Give me a moment and, in that moment, remember that I’m bigger and stronger and more experienced than you.
–Xena and Stella
Tigress
My bowls are depleted and yet a Tigress stalks.
I hope she is stalking the bowls, albeit nearly empty, instead of me.
–Cosmo
Who’s that Doggy?
Who’s that Doggy on the TV?
He’s not nearly as cute as me!
–Xena
Pillows
Eventually, we all become someone else’s pillow.
–Sunny, Cosmo and Stella
Capacity
The futon is at full capacity, Humans.
Maybe you can find a seat on the floor.
–Cosmo, Xena, Stella and Sunny
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