Did you think you could participate in the Meowies’ Friday Night Catnip-fueled celebration because you are much bigger than the Meowies and therefore should have a much higher capacity for the ‘nip?
That was a mistake.
There are not enough hairs on your whole body to make up for last night’s miscalculation.
–Cosmo
Got a secret? Don’t go barking it all around town–whisper it in a good friend’s ear.
If your friend is a Human, you may have to whisper pretty loud as Human ears are not as good as Dog ears.
–Stella
Thank Dog It’s Friday! Welcome home, Human Mommy! We see you carrying a box full of beer, wine, and chips.
Where are our bully sticks, our pig ears, and our marrow bones?
–Cosmo and Stella
This may not look comfortable but it is. I swear it is, for the both of us, honest.
–Cosmo
It is acceptable to share a bed with the Woofies, but it would be even better if they thought to tidy up their bones and sundry chew toys before your arrival.
–Charlie and Quicksilver
Ladies, it’s easy to be too nice, too indirect, when trying to blow someone off. Eventually, you may just have to threaten the use of your claws.
Wait… He’s still here. What part of “I’m about to lacerate your nose” does he not understand?
–Luna
I think I’m growing on her. We’ll be besties in no time.
–Cosmo
Do the younger Cats display insufficient respect to you, the Catriarch, ever since they discovered that your previous Humans removed your claws because they loved their furniture more than you?
Time to make a Woofie ally.
–Charlie
Happy New Year! May you make a new friend this year even if, as of 12:00 AM January 1, 2017, she’s threatening to scratch your nose.
–Cosmo
Love is good. Love makes oversized Woofies curl up into a reasonably sized coil, freeing up more napping space for us Cats.
–Quicksilver
When you meet a large Woofie for the first time, it is essential to establish your authority.
–Luna
Daily Feline Wisdom 