Monday has happened again, Humans. Judging by your outfit and your impractical, professional heels, we assume that you are heading out to the mysterious place you call work.
Good luck not tripping over us on your way downstairs.
Maybe you should lose the heels until you’ve had your coffee. Just saying…
–Lily and Amber
Ladies, you may not be looking for a new box or a new outfit, but don’t pass up the perfect one when it presents itself.
Not too big… not too small… colors that accentuate your tortie stripes…
Trust me, you’ll regret it if you don’t at least try it on.
–Amber
Do your parents not understand your style? For example, are they constantly telling you to fix your ears because they’re inside-out?
Don’t pay them any mind. They mean well, but they’re too old to know that it’s trendy to expose the pink insides of your floppy ears to match your pretty pink collar.
–Stella
Nothing is as chic as an all-black outfit because black works with everything from light brown mulch, to deep green leaves, to the neon pink flowers placed ever so casually over your glossy flank.
–Darth Vader
Your next selfie can always be more beautiful than the last. Simply rotate your body, stretch out your front legs and stare at the camera as if to say “Selfies are done, but I still do them better than anyone else.”
–Amber
Gentlemen(cats), if you are planning on wearing sandals, give yourself a pawdicure first.
Varnish is optional.
–Finnegan
Don’t let anyone tell you your chosen box is too tight just because you can’t quite squeeze in your tail. Tight boxes are always in fashion in the summer and it’s all right to let your tail hang out when the temperatures soar.
–Lily
Praise your Human Mommy for picking out blazers that go with your glistening, tortoise-shell fur. Admittedly, your Human Mommy will never be as pretty as you are, but she’s charming for imitating you, as best she can.
–Amber
Find your Color Palette and adhere to it. For example, if you have dark grey fur and white paws, you are probably a “winter.” You look your best curled up on a light grey background. Be sure curl your snowy paws so that they pop.
–Quicksilver
Dark Clothes + White Fur = Chic
–Finnegan
Daily Feline Wisdom 