There are Woofies on the couch and politics on TV.
Life is stressful.
The Humans have their beverages of choice.
You are well within your rights to order a tunatini to help yourself cope.
–Quicksilver
Desperate Times
Have your Humans still not called a plumber to fix the drippy faucet of youth so that it drips again?
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Not half bad–much better than a water bowl.
–Charlie
Tummy Rub
Don’t assume that a lady wants stroking just because she exposes her beautiful, caramel belly.
Be prepared for claws and possibly teeth if you move your hand any closer.
–Amber
Best Naps
Fancy mattresses are nice, but nothing beats a rough stone pathway, warmed by the midday sun.
–Phelps and Quicksilver
Grudges
Cats hold grudges. The Cats told us that as Human Mommy had abandoned us for 2.5 days we owed her 3 days of coldness, as Cats operate in whole numbers and always round up when punishment is involved.
We tried. We respect the Meowies and generally try to do what they suggest as we don’t want them to claw our eyes out.
But then we got marrow bones. We can only focus on a couple of things at once, at best, and marrow bones take up all of our concentration.
It’s impossible to hold a grudge when you’ve got a marrow bone.
–Stella and Cosmo
Abandonment
When your Human Mommy abandons you, it is helpful to know how many days she will be gone in order to mete out her punishment upon her return. You can sniff her carryon, count her socks, or simply hack her smartphone to extract her itinerary.
–Amber
Power of the Mind II
Concentrate all of your energy on the faucet long enough and it will start dripping again.
–Charlie
Nap on a Glacier
When the temperatures are unbearably hot, curl yourself up for a nap in the AC on top of a white comforter.
You may dream that you’re napping on a glacier like a regular polar cat.
–Finnegan
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