Thank you for my festive flowers, Humans!
I’ll be sure to pick you up a little something (think rodent) for the holidays the next time I’m out.
–Luna
You Smell Weird
Why can’t you just lick yourself clean like we Cats do, Human Mommy? You may not realize it, given the inferiority of your nose, but you smell weird every time you get out of the shower, like chlorine and plastic and false botanical notes.
You no longer smell like your shoes.
You no longer smell like you.
–Amber
Spring Cleaning
You Humans do a spring cleaning of the house and yard.
We Cats perform an equally thorough spring grooming of our glossy fur.
–Darth Vader and Phelps
Friendly Reminder
Valentines Day is tomorrow, Gentlemen! Don’t forget to get your ladies the flowers, the card, the heart-shaped box of catnip, and a good back rub.
–Luna and Lily
The Right Size
Bouquets should be proportional to the areas they adorn.
Too big or too small throws off the feng shui.
–Quicksilver
Flowers
You can be a tough guy and still appreciate the flowers.
–Darth Vader
Daily Feline Wisdom 