It’s important to avoid certain topics when talking with certain friends. For example, some friends may not like talking about politics while other friends may not appreciate a detailed description of the saucer of shredded tuna you ate for lunch.
–Luna
Don’t I look pretty in this egg big brother Finnegan?
Honestly, little sis, you’re the wrong color. Only gingers look good in an egg, as our natural coloration simulates the white and the yolk.
–Luna and Finnegan
Sometimes, your best Meowie friend may something hurtful like “I need my space” or “Get out of my face, Woofie.” Don’t listen to her and, above all, don’t take her words personally.
She probably just has a hairball.
–Cosmo
It’s awesome to have a big sister who can show you the coolest places to hang out, like on top of Human Mommy’s favorite hoodie, and how to glare so that Human Mommy knows better than to disturb you by trying to put on her hoodie.
–Luna
What a lovely crystal drinking vessel, Humans! I’m assuming the flowers are just for decoration, sort of like how you Humans place itsy-bitsy umbrellas in your fanciest cocktails.
–Luna
Every Princess needs a throne. The spider plant works well for me as it is quite comfortable and I can nibble on the foliage when I feel peckish.
–Luna
You know you’re a big girl when…
…you are invited to dine with the rest of the pride.
–Luna
When you meet a large Woofie for the first time, it is essential to establish your authority.
–Luna
Treadmills are great for increasing the Rookie Kitten’s strength, speed and endurance.
Before you turn on the treadmill, make sure the Rookie Kitten is facing the right way.
–Drill Master Phelps
Don’t feel guilty about eating too much over the holidays! There’s no such thing as overeating, particularly if your rat toy is still bigger than you.
–Luna
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