You know, Amber, with the holidays coming up, maybe we should give the Humans a break on the stair toll…
What nonsense, Darth! The stair toll takes no holidays.
–Darth Vader and Amber
Toll Collector
Make it easy for your Humans to pay the Stair Toll!
Position yourself next to two empty bowls, one for traffic coming up the stairs and one for down, in which the Humans can deposit the requisite toll of freshly uncanned tuna.
–Darth Vader
Toll Collector
So you want to go up the stairs, Humans?
There’s a toll.
–Lily
Toll Collector
So you changed your mind and need to go back upstairs because you “forgot” something in the bedroom?
You have to pay the toll again, preferably in Catnip or Cream.
–Lily
Daily Feline Wisdom 