Feeling conflicted about getting out of bed and going to work, Human Mommy?
Don’t worry–your departure will not disturb our collective snooze too much.
–Luna, Lily and Darth Vader
Nope, not Today
Humans, do you ever get up, get washed, get dressed in your work clothes, and get down to the kitchen only to think “Nope, not today?”
Sorry, but you have to go to work as cans of tuna do not grow on trees.
We’ll put in an extra hour of napping today, just for you.
We Cats are nothing if not empathetic.
–Lily and Darth Vader
Work
If you knew how to relax even half this well, Humans, your job could be relaxation instead of actual work.
–Finnegan and Phelps
Monday again
Monday has happened again, Humans. Judging by your outfit and your impractical, professional heels, we assume that you are heading out to the mysterious place you call work.
Good luck not tripping over us on your way downstairs.
Maybe you should lose the heels until you’ve had your coffee. Just saying…
–Lily and Amber
Time for a Nap
Congratulations! You have successfully roused your Humans and sent them off to the place where they earn the paper that pays for your tuna and nip.
It’s high time for a well-deserved nap.
–Darth Vader
Things could be worse
Maybe you stayed up a little too late last night following politics and, consequently, Monday feels even more painful than it usually does.
Look on the bright side. You’ve got a cup of black coffee and a glossy black house panther encouraging you to go to work as tuna cans do not grow on trees.
Things could be worse.
–Darth Vader
Monday
Monday has happened again. If you are a Cat, cover your pretty eyes and sleep off the weekend’s tunatinis and catmopolitans.
If you are a Human, pull yourself together and muddle through work.
–Lily
Interruptions
Even though you may miss your Humans while they are away at the mysterious place they call “work,” you have to admit that their absences allow for more uninterrupted nap time.
It would be nice if they made the bed, though, before leaving. Just saying…
–Finnegan and Darth Vader
Vigorous Licks
Is your Human Daddy exhausted after a long day at the mysterious place he and Human Mommy call “work”? Lick his face vigorously. That will set him up for the evening rounds of ball toss, Frisbee, and possibly tug.
–Cosmo
Work
We cats are sorry that you have to go to work, humans. Perhaps if you were covered in glossy fur and knew how to purr, you too could have an opposable – thumbed staff to tend to your every need and desire.
–Quicksilver
Daily Feline Wisdom 