Sometimes you will encounter a blockage on your way to a higher position.
If the blockage is named Amber, it’s advisable to look for a detour.
–Luna
Snooze Button
Please hit the snooze button again, Human Mommy, for 5 minutes or 15 minutes or 1 hour or…
…however long it takes to reach the weekend.
–Cosmo
Dirty Dishes
Are you planning on washing these dishes, Humans?
Never mind, I’ll just lick off the good stuff and maybe, accidentally, break the Ginger Cat Mug.
The Ginger had it coming.
He’s looking at me funny.
–Quicksilver
Why oh why?
Why oh why did you get her, Humans?
Why oh why are you making those funny hissy noises and folding back your ears, Uncle Darth?
Okay, bye Uncle Darth! Maybe we can play later?
I hope we can play later!
–Darth Vader and Xena
Play Sesh
Dog oh Dog oh DOG! That was a great play sesh with Cosmo and Stella!
I’m going to take a quick power nap, 15 minutes MAX, to recharge for Round 2.
Oh Dog, oh Dog, oh Dog! That little Puppy is exhausting.
We need a power nap, 15 hours minimum.
–Xena, Stella and Cosmo
Help your Humans Catch Some Zzzz’s
It’s not an everyday occurrence, but every so often, you should help your Humans catch some zzz’s by serving as a pillow.
Trust me. A well-rested Human is much more likely than a sleep-deprived Human to use his opposable thumbs to your benefit by popping open a can or two or three of tuna.
–Quicksilver
A Bed?
A bed, you say? For what? A squirrel, a vole or a tiny guinea pig?
Surely you understand that this “bed” is much too small for me.
It makes for an oddly shaped pillow at best.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Raking
By all means rake up the fallen leaves, Humans.
Just not my leaf-bed. I’m about to doze off.
–Darth Vader
Biggest Bestie
I may not be the biggest Kitty yet…
…but I’ve sure got the biggest bestie.
–Luna
My Name
I’ve got all the toys.
I’ve also got a name.
My name is Xena.
That’s Her Royal Highness Xena Warrior Princess to you.
–Xena
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