No, I’m not in the mood for a lap cuddle. I’m watching my stories.
My Birdie stories.
–Lily
First come…
First come, first served.
The lap is most desirable when…
…another Cat occupies it.
–Quicksilver and Darth Vader
Camouflage
Become one with your surroundings.
Be the stones. Be the shell.
Be invisible to the Birdies.
–Luna
Chair
I’ve got the chair. The Woofie’s got the floor.
All’s right with the world, except for there being Woofies in it.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Good Smells
There are good smells up top and good smells down below.
When you’ve got a good Sniffer, there are good smells everywhere!
–Cosmo and Xena
Comfy…
This is comfortable for you, right, Human Daddy?
Good! I thought you needed a lap cuddle.
–Cosmo
Cheat Day
Don’t beat yourself up for cheating on your Paleo, Raw Food, Keto, Gluten-Free Summer Diet, inspired by your Lion cousins.
Stuff happens… Mass-produced Kibble can smell really good…
Pick yourself up and go back on the prowl.
–Finnegan
The Right Size
I’d love to grow up big and strong like Papa Cosmo!
On the other paw, my small stature has some advantages.
Coffee table naps… Need I say more?
–Xena
Bow
Want to go up the stairs?
Bow to your Queen.
That’s how you bow?!
We have some work to do.
–Amber
I woke up like this
I woke up like this…
Well, maybe I had a little help.
–Luna
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