We aren’t over the Hump until noon?
–DV
Good Morning
Good morning, Morning! I’m Xena.
Good morning, Xena, I’m Saturday.
You’re the best, Saturday!!
–Xena
Famous
When you’re a Celbricat…
…the paparazzi are everywhere.
–Phelps, Quicksilver and Darth Vader
Forgiveness
So you want to buy my forgiveness, Humama, after inexplicably, inexcusably and unauthorizidely abandoning me for a WHOLE weekend?!
I won’t say “no” to a lap cuddle, but don’t think you’re forgiven.
Twice my daily food ration? Nice, but don’t assume that I accept your apology.
What’s that? You are putting me on a D-I-E-T?!
Oh no…
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Sunday Sun
Is the Sunday Sun shining too brightly for you?
Just cover your eyes and return to the land of nod.
Be sure to wake up in time for brunch, though.
–Lily
Saturday
Farmer’s Market? Early morning jog?
No thank you.
–Luna
Irresistible
Can you lay off the sniffing, Xena? I’ve just finished a hard shift of Guard-Catting…
No? Oh, I get it…
I’m irresistible.
–Luna
Sick Day
Have you ever called in sick on a Friday because you fancied a 3-day weekend?
For shame!
We Guard Cats take no sick days.
–Phelps, Darth Vader, Luna, and Quicksilver
A Throne
A throne befits a King.
A lap befits a God.
–Orzo
More Important
I’m more important than a spreadsheet.
Aren’t I?
–Lily
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