Human followers, if you like our blog, you’ll love the book We’ll Prescribe You a Cat.

Cat and Kitten followers, insist that your Humans procure the hardcover version, as it is the best for cheek rubs.
That is all.
—Apollo
Human followers, if you like our blog, you’ll love the book We’ll Prescribe You a Cat.

Cat and Kitten followers, insist that your Humans procure the hardcover version, as it is the best for cheek rubs.
That is all.
—Apollo
People are always snapping your photo when you are indescribably gorgeous, long-whiskered, and silken-furred like me.

Just go with it. Humans can’t help themselves.
—Sherman, Guest Contributor
As a newly appointed Stair Toll Collector, I am quickly learning that my position is only slightly about collecting the Toll.

It’s mostly about inconveniencing the resident Woofie and sometimes my Humans.
–Arya, Guest Contributor
There’s napping…

…and then there’s Catnapping.
–Finnegan
OMC! Human Mommy is crocheting with me on her lap.

BEST DAY EVER!
–Sansa, Guest Contributor
Let me out!

Let me out NOW!

I traded Guard Cat shifts with Finnegan.

I earn Tuna-and-a-half for the night shift, so you’d better OPEN THE DOOR!
–Luna
This is a napping spot…

…fit for a Jungle Princess.
–Luna
What a joy it is…

…to roll around on sunbaked stone.
–Darth Vader
All you Humans are going on and on about the importance of not touching your faces.

Question: If it’s so important, why aren’t you all wearing cones?!
–Louis Catorze, Guest Contributor
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Check out Louis Catorze’s iamthesunking blog.
Does your Cat want to be a Guest Contributor? Send your Cat’s picture to finneganthekitten@gmail.com.
It’s still a bit too nippy to take a long nap in the Private-Members-Only-Cat-Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch.

I can handle a short, tightly coiled nap, though. I’ll dream of the early spring the groundhog promised.
–Finnegan