Frisbee, check. Tug, check. Wrestling, check. Squirrel Chase, check and double check.
You know it’s been a good, hard workout when you collapse like a Meowie afterwards.
Meowie-Inspired Basic Yoga, check.
–Cosmo
How you know…
You know she loves you when she wraps her front paw around your foreleg.
You know she really loves you when she does the same thing with her tail.
–Cosmo
You could be dreaming
Ever wake up only to feel that there is a large, uninvited presence behind you? You could be right or you could still be dreaming.
Either way, it’s probably best just to fall back asleep and hope that it doesn’t snore or slobber.
–Darth Vader
Woohoo Titanium Knee
Playing around in your yard is fun and all, but nothing beats a good run in the Puppy Park on your new titanium knee.
–Stella
Uh-oh
What’s that, Human Mommy? This fine box is the same box that the Woofies’ canned food came in?
You don’t suppose they’ll get confused and think that I’m yummy, too, do you?
Uh-oh…
–Luna
Training Routine
Have you hit a performance plateau in your favorite sports of Fetch, Tug-of-War, Frisbee, Wrestling and Squirrel Chase?
You haven’t necessarily peaked–it may just be time to switch up your training routine.
Jump on your Humans’ treadmill or elliptical or stationary bike and crank it up.
Don’t worry–you won’t get in trouble. It’s not like your Humans actually use their home gym.
–Cosmo
Sunbathing
Wise Woofies know never to disrupt sunbathing Cats.
–Quicksilver
Dream Running
Dream running is just like real running except that you don’t feel sore afterwards.
–Stella
Get your Greens
Even if you’re basically a meat and potatoes kind of guy, it’s still very important to get your greens.
–Cosmo
Always Look Sharp
Always look sharp, as you never know when the cellphone-wielding Humans will try to capture your official portrait.
–Stella and Cosmo
Daily Feline Wisdom 