Even if the lap is too small, stylish Dogs make it work.
–Cosmo
Additives
Humans need to read the kibble ingredient list very carefully.
We Cats eat cat kibble.
The Woofies eat dog kibble.
We Cats are a proper size.
The Woofies have grown to the size of small Horses.
Pay closer attention to the dog kibble additives, Humans.
Seriously, how big do you want the Woofies to get?!
–Darth Vader
When the Woofies are outside…
When the Woofies are outside, all is right with the world, except for the fact that there are Woofies in it.
–Phelps
Sometimes the Cats Lie
The Cats told me that Human Mommy likes nothing more than freshly killed gifts.
Sometimes the Cats lie.
Still, the act of killing…er…giving is reward enough in itself.
–Stella
Romantic Kibble
Even kibble makes for a romantic meal if you share it with your soul mate.
–Cosmo and Stella
Happy Father’s Day
Nothing is better than a great daddy.
–Cosmo
Now you’re hidden
Find some aged stumps that correspond to your tortie fur and perch on top. Now you’re hidden.
If the Woofies use their sniffers instead of their eyes, they may detect you. Now you’re not hidden.
If one of the Woofies has the audacity to sniff your derriere, threaten to deploy your claws.
–Amber
Don’t Stare
It’s impolite to stare at a pretty lady who has momentarily forgotten to put her tongue back in her mouth.
–Stella
Lengthen Yourself
Don’t worry if you’re not as tall as your big brother. You can lengthen yourself daily through a targeted stretching routine.
–Stella
Follow the Leader
No matter how big they get, well trained Woofies should always know to follow their leader.
–Quicksilver
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