Possession is nine-tenths of the law. Catitude constitutes the other tenth.
Kittentude, while adorable, can’t displace a full-grown Cat.
–Lily
Man’s Best Friend
We Cats concede that you Woofies are Man’s Best Friend.
We Cats are Man’s Ruler.
In other words, don’t come up the stairs without permission.
–Phelps
Bad Jokes
When you are taking your daily inventory of the foodstuffs, do your Humans tell you to get out of the refrigerator because “Kittens are best at room temperature?”
That’s a terrible, offensive joke, meriting many hisses.
As a pragmatist, though, you may do better to direct your Humans’ attention to the unopened pack of Canadian Bacon on the shelf above your right ear.
–Luna
New Year’s Resolution
As a Cat, my number one New Year’s resolution is to teach the Woofies the concept of personal space.
–Charlie
As Dogs, our number one New Year’s resolution is to sniff as many Meowie butts as possible.
–Cosmo and Stella
Bad Counters
Humans are bad at counting. For example, there are three of us here, but only two bones.
Oh well… I suppose the Woofies will have to share the smaller bone.
–Quicksilver
Tug-of-War
When you get into a property dispute, say over a large, squeaky banana, tug-of-war involving said banana is the only way to establish ownership.
–Cosmo and Stella
Bromance
Nothing solidifies a friendship like a good, firm headbutt.
–Cosmo and Finnegan
Multiply your Chic
Black fur goes with everything. Nothing goes with black fur so well as more black fur.
–Darth Vader, Stella and Cosmo
Superiority
We Cats know we are superior.
Thank you, PBS, for producing the documentary “The Story of Cats” that confirms what we always knew about ourselves.
–Darth Vader
Royalty
Puppy Princesses need their beauty sleep. So do Cat Queens.
Nothing prevents us from napping together once and awhile.
We’re all royalty, after all.
–Stella and Amber
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