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“Age before beauty,” at least when it comes to the Drippy Faucet of Youth.

Unless you’re a Millennial Kitten. Then you’ll for sure try to cut in line.

–Lily and Charlie

I don’t want to be part of the narrative of waiting in line. Isn’t there an app where we can schedule our faucet time?

So I tried to cut. Sorry not sorry.

–Luna