Want to be pretty, Humans?
You must groom yourself more frequently and take more naps.
–Lily and Amber
Spring Cleaning
You Humans do a spring cleaning of the house and yard.
We Cats perform an equally thorough spring grooming of our glossy fur.
–Darth Vader and Phelps
No Boys Allowed
When it’s afternoon nap and grooming time, Human Mommy can join us but no boys are allowed, not ever.
–Lily, Luna and Amber
Don’t be Jealous
Don’t be jealous!
It takes an enormous amount of time, effort and licks to look this good.
–Quicksilver
What the ladies want…
When you’re grooming yourself, don’t forget to lick your tummy. Ladies swoon over a clean, snowy tummy.
–Finnegan
Water Conservation
It’s not that cats don’t like water; we just don’t like seeing our humans wasting it on baths and showers. Water is for hydrating oneself ; tongues are for grooming oneself.
–Charlie
Grooming
Look after your appearance by grooming yourself frequently, wherever you happen to be.
–Quicksilver
Glossy Fur
Glossy fur doesn’t happen on its own. It is essential to consume a substantial quantity of tuna for the Omega-3 fatty acids and to groom oneself religiously.
–Darth Vader
Pamper Yourself
Happy Friday! Pamper yourself with a thorough grooming this evening before heading out on the town.
–Lily
Daily Feline Wisdom 