Hump Day?
Just another day of me being me, excellently.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Negotiations
“You have destroyed your last Dog bed!” says Human Daddy. “No more Dog beds for you!”
We could have deployed the Puppy Eyes earlier, perhaps, but sometimes negotiations hinge on timing.
We deployed the Puppy Eyes right after our return from a fabulous, adventurous, EXHAUSTING walk/run.
Now we have an extra-large Papasan chair cushion all to ourselves.
Thank you, Human Daddy.
Thank you, Amazon Prime.
–Cosmo, Xena and Stella
Are you done?
Are you done with that, Stella?
Waste not want not…
We’re more than happy to help you finish it off!
–Cosmo and Xena
Meeting the Neighbors
Don’t be shy introducing yourself to your neighbors!
Simply scale the fence that separates your backyard from theirs and say “hey” or “meow,” as appropriate.
–Luna
Guard Dog
Sure, I’m not the biggest Guard Dog. I get that.
Still, I’ve got some good back-up.
–Xena
Lovely
Loveliness begins with loving yourself.
Add to that a protein-rich diet, 18+ hours of sleep per day and an intensive grooming regime and you’ll be ready for your close up.
–Lily
Special
Sure, the special effects in the movie are nice, Human Daddy.
But they’re not nearly as special as the pizza you’re eating.
Throw a Dog a crust, or a slice or the rest of the pie.
–Cosmo
Camouflage
Become one with your surroundings.
Be the stones. Be the shell.
Be invisible to the Birdies.
–Luna
Chair
I’ve got the chair. The Woofie’s got the floor.
All’s right with the world, except for there being Woofies in it.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Real Estate
Amazon =
Biggest purveyor of Cat real estate.
–Lily
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