Is this another one of your “work” days, Humans?
You must be venturing out, then…
Don’t forget to pick up ‘Nip on your way back home.
–Darth Vader
In or Out…
In or out?
This dichotomous question has occupied the Feline intelligentsia for millennia.
The only solution we have found is purely pragmatic.
Leave all doors open at all times, Humans.
–Lily
Hind Legs
I’d stand on my hind legs all day…
…everyday…
…to bring myself closer to your kisses.
I love you, Human Daddy.
–Cosmo
Sweet Nothings…
Whisper sweet nothings in my ear.
Tell me I’m the prettiest, the stripiest, the glossiest Kitty you’ve ever known…
Then substantiate those sweet nothings with something, such as cream, tuna or ‘Nip.
–Lily
Alternatives
There are alternatives to the traditional tux…
Try grey and white…
Or gold and platinum.
–Quicksilver and Finnegan
Urgent
I know that the Meowies have already attempted to roust you for Food o’clock, Human Mommy, but my request is even more urgent.
I need to go potty! Now!
–Stella
Where have you been?
It’s late. I’m hungry. Where have you been?
Work, you say?
A likely story!
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Stacking
Even if the Humans haven’t tidied up in a long while…
…proper Lady Cats must stack themselves decoratively.
–Amber and Lily
Security!
Well hello there, Ginger Cat mug.
Who invited you?
Was it a Human?
Security!
–Quicksilver
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