Who’s that Doggy on the TV?
He’s not nearly as cute as me!
–Xena
Peckish
Treats, PLEASE!
I’m feeling mighty peckish.
–Finnegan
Hump Day
What do you mean we aren’t over the hump yet?
Isn’t it enough just to wake up?
–Luna
Pillows
Eventually, we all become someone else’s pillow.
–Sunny, Cosmo and Stella
Magnificent
Whether I am ignoring you…
…or acknowledging you…
…I am always magnificent.
–Darth Vader
Rank
Someday I will occupy the highest shelf on the Cat Tree.
Someday I will be a 5-Claw General.
–Major Luna
Capacity
The futon is at full capacity, Humans.
Maybe you can find a seat on the floor.
–Cosmo, Xena, Stella and Sunny
Cave-Size
So what if your cave is too small?
If you can lounge in it and its adjoining terraces comfortably, it’s big enough for you.
–Finnegan
Daily Feline Wisdom 