Why Smile? Posted on December 20, 2017 by sevencatsandcounting You have introduced a baby Woofie to my kingdom. You have encumbered my royal shelf with a bulky camera to spy on said Woofie. Why would the Sun King smile about any of this? –Finnegan, the Sun King
Too Much Space! Posted on December 18, 2017 by sevencatsandcounting Humans, Cosmo is taking up way too much space! His long lankiness is no excuse for his front paw resting against my tail. Do something, Humans! If not, I’ll have to deploy my Murder Mittens! –Lily
Too big? Posted on December 17, 2017 by sevencatsandcounting What do you mean I’m too big to sit on the back of the couch, Humans? I see the Meowies do it all the time. Uh-oh! The cushions seem to have collapsed under me. You may have a point, Humans. Either that or your couch is defective. –Cosmo
Why oh why? Posted on December 13, 2017 by sevencatsandcounting Why oh why did you get her, Humans? Why oh why are you making those funny hissy noises and folding back your ears, Uncle Darth? Okay, bye Uncle Darth! Maybe we can play later? I hope we can play later! –Darth Vader and Xena
Nothing beats a walk Posted on December 9, 2017December 9, 2017 by sevencatsandcounting Nothing beats a walk… …on a crisp fall day. –Xena
Biggest Bestie Posted on December 7, 2017 by sevencatsandcounting I may not be the biggest Kitty yet… …but I’ve sure got the biggest bestie. –Luna
My Name Posted on December 6, 2017December 6, 2017 by sevencatsandcounting I’ve got all the toys. I’ve also got a name. My name is Xena. That’s Her Royal Highness Xena Warrior Princess to you. –Xena
Cat Art Posted on December 5, 2017 by sevencatsandcounting To become Art, your surroundings must complement you… …and you must complement your surroundings. –Lily
Risk versus Reward Posted on December 2, 2017 by sevencatsandcounting I really want the Mousie. The Mousie is waaay better than my shiny green pom-pom. Plus, the Meowie is sleeping. But what if he wakes up? Sometimes you have to weigh risk (Murder Mittens) versus reward (Mousie) very carefully. –Cosmo
Never the wrong time… Posted on November 28, 2017 by sevencatsandcounting Feeling sleepy? Fret not! It’s never the wrong time for a nap. –Cosmo