Sometimes, your best Meowie friend may something hurtful like “I need my space” or “Get out of my face, Woofie.” Don’t listen to her and, above all, don’t take her words personally.
She probably just has a hairball.
–Cosmo
Brunch
Sunday Brunch is more about the beverages than the food. Bloody Meowy, Meowmosa, Meowgarita, Cream shots, take your pick.
More than the beverages, it’s about the Girl Time.
–Amber, Lily and Luna
Big Sister
It’s awesome to have a big sister who can show you the coolest places to hang out, like on top of Human Mommy’s favorite hoodie, and how to glare so that Human Mommy knows better than to disturb you by trying to put on her hoodie.
–Luna
Scissors
Scissors, Humans? Are you kidding me? This box you ordered has been on the floor for weeks. It is now my bed, perfectly contoured to my furry body.
I bet you don’t even remember what’s in it.
–Lily
Umbrellas
What a lovely crystal drinking vessel, Humans! I’m assuming the flowers are just for decoration, sort of like how you Humans place itsy-bitsy umbrellas in your fanciest cocktails.
–Luna
Intrusive
Intrusiveness, thy name is Woofie.
–Charlie
A Proper Throne
Every Princess needs a throne. The spider plant works well for me as it is quite comfortable and I can nibble on the foliage when I feel peckish.
–Luna
Hair of the Dog
Did you think you could participate in the Meowies’ Friday Night Catnip-fueled celebration because you are much bigger than the Meowies and therefore should have a much higher capacity for the ‘nip?
That was a mistake.
There are not enough hairs on your whole body to make up for last night’s miscalculation.
–Cosmo
Girl Fight
Are the two youngest Cat girls practicing for their MMA (Martial Meowy Arts) debut? Enjoy the view, but stay out of their way, far out of their way.
–Charlie
Secrets
Got a secret? Don’t go barking it all around town–whisper it in a good friend’s ear.
If your friend is a Human, you may have to whisper pretty loud as Human ears are not as good as Dog ears.
–Stella
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