Keep practicing! You’ll know when you’re ready for the Circus.
–Luna
Setting Boundaries
You may sniff my tail, my little grey and white disciple, but don’t even think about batting at it.
–Quicksilver
Dibs
It doesn’t matter who arrived first. Cats always have dibs on the pillow.
–Darth Vader
Talking with Friends
It’s important to avoid certain topics when talking with certain friends. For example, some friends may not like talking about politics while other friends may not appreciate a detailed description of the saucer of shredded tuna you ate for lunch.
–Luna
Open Doors
Just because a door is open doesn’t mean you should walk through it. Respect the Cat.
–Lily
Homecoming
I’m home! I’ve got to wear an ugly cone, but I’m home, I’m home!
Thank you all for your kind words and wishes. We love you all so much.
Woofs and Wags, Stella
Eggs
Don’t I look pretty in this egg big brother Finnegan?
Honestly, little sis, you’re the wrong color. Only gingers look good in an egg, as our natural coloration simulates the white and the yolk.
–Luna and Finnegan
Medical Update
The Humans tell me that Stella made it through her surgery well with no complications. She can’t come home until tomorrow, though.
Tomorrow is a super long time away.
Human Daddy gave me a chunk of baguette to console me. Usually, I gobble it up. Sometimes, I even steal Stella’s portion.
Not tonight. I left a chunk for my girl, for when she comes home.
I love my Stella more than bread.
Woofs and Wags, Cosmo
Bad Jokes
When you are taking your daily inventory of the foodstuffs, do your Humans tell you to get out of the refrigerator because “Kittens are best at room temperature?”
That’s a terrible, offensive joke, meriting many hisses.
As a pragmatist, though, you may do better to direct your Humans’ attention to the unopened pack of Canadian Bacon on the shelf above your right ear.
–Luna
Separation Anxiety
Nothing knocks out the sting of separation anxiety like a good nap.
–Stella, Cosmo, Finnegan, and Darth Vader
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