The Humans think that the Woofies only beg for Human food.
The Humans are mistaken.
We are all the targets of undignified begging.
–Luna
Wrinkles
My bedspread is wrinkled, Humans!
I fully intend to file a complaint with management…
…right after I wake up from my 8 to 12 hour nap.
–Darth Vader
Downward Dog
Downward Dog is a beginner’s move.
Try DownwardUpwardTwisting Dog for a deeper stretch.
–Cosmo
Cushions and bolsters
Little Dogs make for great cushions.
Medium to large Dogs make for great bolsters.
–Stella and Xena
Fire
I used to help Human Daddy with the fire.
It’s Xena’s turn now.
Maybe I can start helping Human Mommy with her wine.
–Cosmo
Slow Service
What’s the hold-up, Human Daddy?
We’ve been waiting on our order of chicken and pumpkin stew forever!
Isn’t it ready yet?
–Cosmo, Stella, Xena and Sunny
To brunch…
To brunch or to nap?
Fortunately, brunch continues into the late afternoon…
Plenty of time to wake up, grab a Meowmosa, and return to our Sunday Sleep Marathon.
–Darth Vader and Finnegan
Cookies
Why are you making me wait to nosh on my cookies until they’ve cooled down, Human Mommy?
They smell so good and I’m ever so hungry…
I promise I won’t burn my tongue!
–Cosmo
Guard Catting
We Guard Cats have not abandoned our post.
We have strategically shifted our post
No one is going to steal the outside areas of the fort now that it has gotten so chilly.
The cozy inside is another matter…
We are vigilantly guarding the warm bed and keeping it warm in so doing.
You’re welcome, Humans.
–Darth Vader, Finnegan and Quicksilver
Ignoring you
Yet another unauthorized trip, Human Mommy?
I’m starting to ignore you…
…preemptively.
–Amber
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