You’re loving on Finnegan, Human Daddy.

What about us?
–Cosmo, Xena and Stella
You’re loving on Finnegan, Human Daddy.

What about us?
–Cosmo, Xena and Stella
Oh the feel and smell of…

…fresh, clean sheets!

We must work hard at re-furring them!
–Mildred and Tucker Jr., Guest Contributors
Others may not always understand you.

Don’t worry–your Shadow Panther gets you.
–Darth Vader
Monday…

…again?!

How very dreadful for you, Humans.
–Lily
Have you ever binge-watched a show with friends only to wish that your friends would stop their incessant, loud analysis of the Squirrel plot so that you could follow all the Birdie dialogue without rewinding?

I have.
–Lily
The Foster Kittens and their Mama are still here, Humama?
Here in my house?
Not cool, Humama…

Not cool at all.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Why are you paying attention to the Woofies, Humans?!

I’m right here.
–Amber
Happy New Year!
Please refrain from waking me until the year is not quite so new.

Last night’s Catnip-infused sendoff of 2018 has taken a toll.
–Quicksilver
It’s nearly Food o’clock, Humans.

Why haven’t you started preparing my nightly feast?
–Quicksilver
Help! My box has tipped over, Humans.

Please rectify this situation immediately.
–Lily