Got Milk?
Good for you.
I’ve got Cream.
–Darth Vader
More Gifts
Dogsmas was wonderful! I got a squeaky toy and a bully stick from Santa Claws, along with a squeaky toy from Papa Cosmo, one from Mama Stella, one from Sunny and five Catnip Mice from the Meowies.
I see that the stockings are still up…
That must mean that Santa is coming back tonight with more gifts for me, right?
–Xena
Gong
If your dinner doesn’t appear after three full-throated meows…
…deploy the gong.
–Finnegan
Throwback Thursday
I had to eat a lot to get to my full size.
It was worth it, especially the cheese.
–Cosmo
Welcome Home
The Humans appear to have returned home from the mysterious place they call work, Finnegan.
Shall we roust ourselves and greet them?
Nah, that’s the Woofies’ job, Uncle Darth.
–Darth Vader and Finnegan
Pounce
No, plump Human, I’m not thinking of pouncing on you…
…much.
–Phelps
Wasted Space
Don’t waste space in your home!
That open space below the entry-way table?
Prime real estate!
Invest in luxury Cat Condos.
–Quicksilver, Darth Vader and Luna
Hallmark Movies
Yet another Hallmark Holiday movie, Human Mommy?
You may not realize it…
…but you are driving your Dog to drink.
–Cosmo
Catsmas Tree
Is one ever too old to nibble on the Catsmas Tree?
Nope…
Not ever.
–Luna
Clean
The plates and cutlery and all the auxiliaries are clean.
Why is there no saucer of cream?
Where is my plate of freshly decanned tuna?
–Lily
Daily Feline Wisdom 