Eew! What is that atrocious odor?
It’s my Bully Stick, Auntie Amber.
It’s an acquired taste/smell that one acquires while teething.
Want to take a nibble?
–Amber and Xena
Meowie Door
The Humans call it a “Meowie Door,” but I betcha we can fit through, Papa Cosmo!
Maybe you can, Little Xena, but I could get stuck in such a narrow opening.
Maybe we should wait for our Humans to open the door? It’s no fun to go squirrel hunting without you.
–Xena and Cosmo
Cute
I’ve got cute…
…nailed.
–Xena
She’s looking at me!
Why is she staring at me?!
Oh, Auntie Amber! Can’t you tell? It’s because I adore you.
–Amber and Xena
The Right Size
I’d love to grow up big and strong like Papa Cosmo!
On the other paw, my small stature has some advantages.
Coffee table naps… Need I say more?
–Xena
Happy Hour
Hit the happy hour Catnip hard enough…
…and the stones won’t feel hard, just firm enough to be an ideal mattress.
–Quicksilver
Anti-Gravity Paws III
Don’t get me wrong, I love being a Dog.
Still, I can’t help but wonder what it would be like to come equipped with Anti-Gravity, Magnetic, Propulsion Paws like the Meowies.
–Stella
Reserved
No, Xena, you may not jump up here.
I have reserved Human Mommy’s lap.
For how long? you ask.
For as long as either of us can see into the future.
–Luna
T-bone Steak
So I had a properly sized Dog Bed until my beloved daughter Xena told me she needed to stretch out, much more than she could in her extra-small Puppy Bed.
Of course, I gave her my bed. How could I not? Have you ever seen anything cuter than Xena?
Still, I hear Father’s Day is coming up.
I hope little Xena thinks to get me a T-bone Steak, or a pack of bully sticks, or at least a card that we can turn into confetti together.
–Cosmo
Kiss your Bestie
Always greet your Bestie with a kiss!
Then settle in to hear all about her exciting weekend of Guard-Catting.
–Xena
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