The only thing better than an enormous, squeaky candy cane is…
…an enormous, squeaky candy cane stuffed with delectable, fluffy, foamy snow.
–Cosmo
Go in for the Hug
Don’t settle for a Pawshake or even a High-Paw.
Always go in for the hug!
–Cosmo
Access Denied
No, you may not flip through this binder, Human Mommy.
Access denied.
–Luna
Meowy Catsmas
Meowy Catsmas, Barky Dogsmas, and Snappy Turtlesmas to you and yours!
Purrs, Luna, Lily, Amber, Finnegan, Darth Vader, Quicksilver and Phelps
Woofs and Wags, Cosmo, Stella and Xena
Festive Snaps, Maple Ann
Hydration
To become a strong Warrior Princess, you must eat heartily, work out hard, and hydrate.
Hydration is most important.
–Xena
Too Much Fetch
There’s no such thing as too much fetch!
There is such a thing as just enough fetch to insure that you collapse on the futon to dream of yet more fetch!
–Cosmo
Too Much Space!
Humans, Cosmo is taking up way too much space!
His long lankiness is no excuse for his front paw resting against my tail.
Do something, Humans!
If not, I’ll have to deploy my Murder Mittens!
–Lily
Too big?
What do you mean I’m too big to sit on the back of the couch, Humans? I see the Meowies do it all the time.
Uh-oh! The cushions seem to have collapsed under me.
You may have a point, Humans. Either that or your couch is defective.
–Cosmo
Snooze Button
Please hit the snooze button again, Human Mommy, for 5 minutes or 15 minutes or 1 hour or…
…however long it takes to reach the weekend.
–Cosmo
Why oh why?
Why oh why did you get her, Humans?
Why oh why are you making those funny hissy noises and folding back your ears, Uncle Darth?
Okay, bye Uncle Darth! Maybe we can play later?
I hope we can play later!
–Darth Vader and Xena
Daily Feline Wisdom 