Whatcha doing, Human Daddy?
Can’t you tell, Woofies? Human Daddy is creating a garden stream to quench my Feline thirst.
–Cosmo, Stella and Quicksilver
Pillow
They may not be the softest pillow, but your true love’s the best pillow there ever will be.
–Stella
Boardwalks
Boardwalks are good for walking and for lounging when you’re all walked out.
–Stella
Hospitality
To be a good host, you must tackle your friend and sniff her aggressively immediately upon her arrival. Anything less makes you seem cold and standoffish.
–Cosmo and Stella
(Featuring their best friend Sydney)
Freedom!
Finally, the vet confirmed what I’ve known all along. My knee healed up perfectly and I can safely go outside in my fenced yard without a leash.
Freedom feels wonderful!
–Stella
Home Security
Even if you make it past the Guard Woofies…
…you’ll still have to deal with me.
–Phelps
Puppies? What Puppies?
“Get down, Puppies!” Human Mommy says as she rushes to get ready for work.
Puppies? What Puppies?
Only us King-sized Pillows here, Human Mommy.
Please leave the bedroom door open on your way out in case we Pillows fancy a snack or need to go potty.
–Cosmo and Stella
Bionic Puppy
You know what’s unfair?
Being left in the house while Human Daddy takes your boyfriend for a brisk walk, that’s what!
I can do “brisk,” too. I know I can. I’ve got some hugely expensive titanium pins in my leg.
I’m practically a bionic Puppy.
–Stella
Dreamboat
It’s not easy being a dreamboat but someone’s got to do it.
–Cosmo
Good Boyfriend II
Sometimes your girlfriend will ask you a tricky question like “How do my feet smell?”
There is only one right answer to this question.
Tell her that her feet smell lovely.
–Cosmo
Daily Feline Wisdom 