I’m surprised to see you so high up, Little Xena.
You must have taken the elevator.
–Amber
Shoes
“When will you get over your shoe obsession, Xena?” asks Human Mommy.
“Never, Human Mommy…”
“…NEVER.”
–Xena
In or Out…
In or out?
This dichotomous question has occupied the Feline intelligentsia for millennia.
The only solution we have found is purely pragmatic.
Leave all doors open at all times, Humans.
–Lily
Hind Legs
I’d stand on my hind legs all day…
…everyday…
…to bring myself closer to your kisses.
I love you, Human Daddy.
–Cosmo
Alternatives
There are alternatives to the traditional tux…
Try grey and white…
Or gold and platinum.
–Quicksilver and Finnegan
Guard Dog
Sure, I’m not the biggest Guard Dog. I get that.
Still, I’ve got some good back-up.
–Xena
Meowie Door
The Humans call it a “Meowie Door,” but I betcha we can fit through, Papa Cosmo!
Maybe you can, Little Xena, but I could get stuck in such a narrow opening.
Maybe we should wait for our Humans to open the door? It’s no fun to go squirrel hunting without you.
–Xena and Cosmo
Why Woofies?
Why’d you get the Woofies, Humans?
I know it’s been nearly 3 years, but I still haven’t figured it out.
Why Woofies?!
–Phelps
Biscuits
When you invite over friends…
…be sure to have enough Dog biscuits.
–Xena, Cosmo, Dario, Nola and Stella
She’s looking at me!
Why is she staring at me?!
Oh, Auntie Amber! Can’t you tell? It’s because I adore you.
–Amber and Xena
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