Sometimes the Humans put out an unusually nice spread for you, the Cats.
Guacamole flavored chips, who knew?
–Luna
Don’t Disturb the Cat
Seriously, Humans, you’re holding up your cellphones and making kissy-kissy noises at me to get me to pose.
Don’t you see that I’m busy procuring breakfast…er…birdwatching?
–Darth Vader
Fierce Meditation
Are your pre-dinner treats late in finding their way from their packet to your mouth to your tummy?
Meditate.
Meditate fiercely as Lions do.
–Finnegan
Daylight Savings Time
What do you mean it’s not dinner time yet? By our watches, it’s half-past food o’clock.
What, you thought we Cats didn’t observe Daylight Savings Time?
–Quicksilver, Darth Vader, Lily and Finnegan
Pizza Friday
Humans, if it’s not good for me, how can it be good for you?
C’mon… Give a Dog a slice.
It’s FRIDAY!
–Cosmo
Be Polite
No matter how good the Meowy treats smell, don’t muscle the Meowies out of the way to get some. Never forget that the Meowies have claws.
–Cosmo and Stella
Bad Jokes
When you are taking your daily inventory of the foodstuffs, do your Humans tell you to get out of the refrigerator because “Kittens are best at room temperature?”
That’s a terrible, offensive joke, meriting many hisses.
As a pragmatist, though, you may do better to direct your Humans’ attention to the unopened pack of Canadian Bacon on the shelf above your right ear.
–Luna
Intrusive
Intrusiveness, thy name is Woofie.
–Charlie
Recipes
Homemade Woofie Food you say, Humans, with organic chicken, celery, carrot and brown rice? Are you certain you followed the recipe correctly? It sure smells like Kitten Food to me.
Yup, definitely Kitten Food. Don’t mind if I do!
–Luna
Big Girl
You know you’re a big girl when…
…you are invited to dine with the rest of the pride.
–Luna
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