The perimeter is secure…
…thanks to me,…
…Luna,…
…Guard Cat Extraordinaire.
–Luna
Irresistible
Eat your hearts out, ladies!
I’m irresistible.
–Darth Vader
Bow Down
Bow down to your Queen.
Good Woofie.
Now I will ignore you.
–Amber
Toll Collector
Make it easy for your Humans to pay the Stair Toll!
Position yourself next to two empty bowls, one for traffic coming up the stairs and one for down, in which the Humans can deposit the requisite toll of freshly uncanned tuna.
–Darth Vader
Belated Mother’s Day
Happy Belated Mother’s Day, Human Mommy!
Sometimes it takes a bit longer than expected to catch you a proper gift.
–Finnegan
Anti-gravity Paws
How’d I get up here?
Wouldn’t you like to know, Humans?
–Luna
Daddy’s Girl
Cosmo is the best Dog Daddy ever! He looks out for me, he defends me when the Meowies get feisty, he lets me have the biggest bully stick and lets me chew on his jowls when there are no bully sticks because the Humans have mistimed our Chewy.com order.
My Daddy Cosmo is also an excellent pillow.
–Xena
A Good Kiss
Motion sickness? Tummy upset? All in the past!
A good kiss cures everything.
–Xena
Rabbit Kick
No one survives the Rabbit-Kick-of-Death!
Not unless they are offering a can or two or three or bakers dozen of Tuna…
Get the Tuna, quickly, before I render your dominant opposable thumb inactive, Human!
–Phelps
Hammock
I’m trying to enjoy the hammock, Human Daddy.
But the back and forth…
…and to and fro is wreaking havoc on my tummy.
Uh-oh! I maybe shouldn’t have eaten so much grass before joining you on the hammock, Human Daddy.
Please put me down on solid ground ASAP!
–Xena
Daily Feline Wisdom 