You know Human Daddy loves you because of all the sweet things he does, like putting a pillow under your head when you are zonked out on the hard floor.
–Cosmo
Home Cooking
Canned food is good and all, but nothing beats your homemade Dog food, Human Mommy.
Mmmm… My sensitive Canine nose detects chicken, brown rice, carrots and a soupcon of extra virgin olive oil.
Is it ready yet? It sure smells ready and, let me tell you, I’m ready to eat!
–Cosmo
Best Seat in the House
Looking for the best seat in the house? Pick the Human with the softest lap.
–Darth Vader
Lovebugs
Sometimes Humans say nonsensical things. For example, Human Mommy just called us a pair of lovebugs. We understand “pair” and we understand “love,” but what about us is bug-like?
–Cosmo and Stella
Well, for one thing, Woofies, you “bug” me all the time, especially you, Cosmo, especially you.
–Luna
Happy Father’s Day
Happy Father’s Day, Human Daddy!
You’re the best Daddy ever!
You’re just as much fun as the day we met.
–Cosmo
Smother
What do you mean, Human Mommy, that I must get out of this fun, crinkly plastic bag RIGHT NOW lest it smother me?
Did you ever think that you might be the one smothering me with your killjoy, rigid rules?
–Luna
Tummy Rub
Rub my tummy? Please, Humans, rub my tummy!
Oooh! Thank you! That feels sooo good!
I’d purr if I could.
–Cosmo
Big Hugs
Nothing says “I love you, Human Daddy” like a big, old-fashioned hug.
–Cosmo
Sisters
Big sisters are the best! Sometimes it feels like they know you better than you know yourself and your secrets are always safe because you speak a special language, known only to the two of you.
–Luna
Watch out, Woofie. Don’t get fresh with my Little Sis.
–Lily
How you know…
You know she loves you when she wraps her front paw around your foreleg.
You know she really loves you when she does the same thing with her tail.
–Cosmo
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