Eventually, we all become someone else’s pillow.
–Sunny, Cosmo and Stella
Getting up?
What’s that, Human? You are getting up?
I have not authorized this.
I have not relieved you of your duty as my personal mattress.
I also require head skritches until I tire of your ministrations and bite, or fall asleep on you, my mattress.
–Quicksilver
Lights
You’re up early, Human Mommy.
Must you turn on the lights?
–Amber
To-Do List
Brief Humans on the need to procure additional treats, finalize Pivot Table illustrating daily treat shortfall, roll in Catnip, schedule licking session with Xena…
It’s Wednesday.
Is your to-do list out of control?
Better nap on it.
–Lily
Welcome Home
The Humans appear to have returned home from the mysterious place they call work, Finnegan.
Shall we roust ourselves and greet them?
Nah, that’s the Woofies’ job, Uncle Darth.
–Darth Vader and Finnegan
Wrinkles
My bedspread is wrinkled, Humans!
I fully intend to file a complaint with management…
…right after I wake up from my 8 to 12 hour nap.
–Darth Vader
To brunch…
To brunch or to nap?
Fortunately, brunch continues into the late afternoon…
Plenty of time to wake up, grab a Meowmosa, and return to our Sunday Sleep Marathon.
–Darth Vader and Finnegan
Naptime
“Go to sleep, little Xena. It’s naptime.”
“Okay, Papa Cosmo. It will be playtime right after naptime…”
“Right?”
–Cosmo and Xena
Guard Catting
A Guard Cat is never truly at repose.
It may look as though I am getting ready for a nap but I am really guarding this computer bag.
Now go away as the guarding of bags is best performed asleep.
–Luna
Jealous
Don’t be jealous, Human Mommy.
I’m sure Human Daddy loves you almost as much as he loves me.
–Amber
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