So, you abandoned us for over a week without so much as a “by your leave?”
And now you’re back. You want a ticker tape parade or something?
Better take that up with the Woofies.
–Amber
Dishwasher Inspection
How will you know if your dishes are really clean unless we sniff-inspect them for you?
You’re welcome, Humans.
–Chief Inspector Lily and Lieutenant Sniffer Luna
Welcome Home
Welcome home, Human Mommy.
We Cats will start ignoring you now, but more pointedly than usual. Such is the nature of sanctions.
–Quicksilver
Hospitality
To be a good host, you must tackle your friend and sniff her aggressively immediately upon her arrival. Anything less makes you seem cold and standoffish.
–Cosmo and Stella
(Featuring their best friend Sydney)
Welcome Home
When your Humans return home from the place they spend all day called work, your greeting should be warm yet measured. Don’t engage in the puppy’s jubilee of woofs, wags, and licks. Let your Humans know that, while you are pleased to see them, you will become more affectionate once they have proved their worth by opening your dinner.
–Phelps and Darth Vader
Daily Feline Wisdom 