It’s essential to stay hydrated when temperatures soar.
Don’t drink out of the silly bowls the Humans provide for you. Drink exclusively from the drippy faucet of youth.
Seriously, it’s at least 9 times more hydrating than regular water.
Trust me.
Depending on the Google result you consult, I’m at least 80 years old.
I don’t look a day over 60, though, do I?
–Charlie
Back off Monday!
The Jungle Queen has not finished weekending yet.
–Lily
Seriously, Humans, you’re holding up your cellphones and making kissy-kissy noises at me to get me to pose.
Don’t you see that I’m busy procuring breakfast…er…birdwatching?
–Darth Vader
When you are taking your daily inventory of the foodstuffs, do your Humans tell you to get out of the refrigerator because “Kittens are best at room temperature?”
That’s a terrible, offensive joke, meriting many hisses.
As a pragmatist, though, you may do better to direct your Humans’ attention to the unopened pack of Canadian Bacon on the shelf above your right ear.
–Luna
Being a Golden Boy is about more than your physical appearance. It’s a state of mind.
–Finnegan
If you can stretch out comfortably and let yourself dream, all is still well.
–Lily
Travel the path of wisdom and knowledge. This life is preparation for the next level of existence.
–Finnegan
Naps are good for you and so are eggs. Naps inside of eggs are the best.
–Phelps
Never stop believing in magic. Magical creatures and places are all around if you allow yourself to see them.
–Quicksilver
Take time today to enjoy nature.
–Phelps
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