I’m going to swat your face, Big Sis Lily!
Au contraire, Little One. Don’t you see my mighty paw bearing down on your head?
I will transform myself into a kitten-tornado, Big Sis.
And my tail will become a tsunami, Little One.
–Luna and Lily
Technical Issues
Are you having technical issues? Is your printer refusing to spit out papers for shredding and gnawing purposes the way it should?
Take a moment and imagine yourself on top of a lovely, aged log.
Feel better?
No?
I don’t blame you–technology is super annoying.
–Quicksilver
Power Corrupts
Power corrupts but absolute power controls the remote control absolutely.
–Luna
Good Boyfriend
A good boyfriend leaves his lady the whole dog bed, all the chew toys, and even offers up his paw as a pillow while she’s recuperating from knee surgery.
Of course, if she invites you up, don’t refuse. That would be unchivalrous.
–Cosmo
Ice Fishing
Has your pond frozen over due to the recent cold snap? No worries. Time for a spot of ice fishing.
–Finnegan
Multifunctional Toys
What do you mean frisbees are for fetch and not for tug? That’s like me saying that your smartphone is for calling people and not for photographing Puppies.
–Cosmo
Parallel Parking
Humans, do you ever feel like your Cats are judging your parallel parking skills only to find them lacking?
It’s not all in your mind. We are judging you.
–Darth Vader
Dozing off
Sometimes, one of your best friends may want to talk to you about something that’s important to them but boring to you, like water quality or bubble nests or the proper positioning of leaf hammocks.
It’s okay if you start to doze off.
You are a Cat after all.
–Luna
Cat in a Rat
A Cat in a Rat? Really, paparazzi? You thought this was newsworthy?
–Finnegan
Thank you Grammy!
I have the best Grammy in the world! She sent me this comfortable bed to aid in my recovery.
Thank you, Grammy!!
Woofs and Wags, Stella
P.S. This awesome mattress is just for me? Cosmo can only sit here with my permission right?
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