You know Human Daddy loves you because of all the sweet things he does, like putting a pillow under your head when you are zonked out on the hard floor.
–Cosmo
Meet Miss Molly….
This sweet, tuxie girl looks something like us. Love your Dogs and we’ll love you back, a hundred, thousand, million times over.
Woofs and Wags, Cosmo and Stella
Together
Just because we sprawl together doesn’t mean we are “together.”
We are practicing for the upcoming Mixed Species Synchronized Sprawling Regional Qualifiers.
That’s all that’s going on here.
–Luna
I sure hope I get a nose kiss when we make it to Nationals!
–Cosmo
Activities and Amenities
The uninitiated sometimes ask us Members about the activities and amenities available in our Private Members-Only Cat Club, sometimes erroneously referred to as the front porch.
Tennis? No, although we are not above chasing the occasional loose ball. Golf? No, ditto for the ball chasing. Swimming? No, seriously? We are CATS.
Basically, the Cat Club is all about lounging.
If you are not a Member, you may not understand.
–Phelps, Darth Vader, Quicksilver and Finnegan
A day at the beach…
No matter where we live, we Cats always have a beach.
Purrs, Quicksilver et al
Jump
I read an informative WordPress Post yesterday.
I learned that, at a mere 15 years old, I am considered “geriatric.”
I don’t feel “geriatric,” not at all.
Just look at how high I can jump!
–Charlie
The Trouble with Gyms
The trouble with gyms is that you can end up waiting a super long time to use your favorite equipment.
Don’t even think about starting a conversation or advising the pretty Kitty gym members on proper weight-lifting technique or the right way to face on the treadmill.
At best, you’ll get a laser-like glare. At worst, you’ll get a hiss, some truly un-ladylike words, and a couple of new painful scratches on your handsome Canine nose.
–Cosmo
Swedish Torch
No matter how warm the evening, never say “no” to a good Swedish Torch.
–Darth Vader
Too Hot
When it’s this hot, even the Queen can let it all hang out, in a regal, dignified way, of course.
–Amber
Not a Bed either?
Last week, you told me that the basket of clean clothes is not a bed, Human Mommy.
This week, you’re telling me that the hamper full of dirty laundry is not a bed either.
Where’s a Kitten supposed to catch a good snooze around here?
–Luna
Daily Feline Wisdom 