Maybe I should run off and join the circus!

My tightrope act always draws a large audience…

…large in physical size if not large in number.
–Luna
Maybe I should run off and join the circus!

My tightrope act always draws a large audience…

…large in physical size if not large in number.
–Luna
Sure, the big bed is a lot more comfortable than the extra small Puppy bed.

But a good guy leaves the big bed all to his lady when she needs some alone time.
–Cosmo
Human Mommy calls me a House Panther.

Human Mommy is nearsighted and lacks a sense of scale.
I’m a full-size Panther, no qualifier required.
–Darth Vader
Can you lay off the sniffing, Xena? I’ve just finished a hard shift of Guard-Catting…

No? Oh, I get it…

I’m irresistible.
–Luna
Beware!

There are many Apex Predators about.

Enter our Jungle at your own risk.
–Quicksilver and Phelps
My yellow laser eyes haven’t come in just yet, but I’ll still hypnotize you.

I own you, Human.
–Kitten
Have you ever called in sick on a Friday because you fancied a 3-day weekend?

For shame!
We Guard Cats take no sick days.
–Phelps, Darth Vader, Luna, and Quicksilver
How’d I get up here?
Anti-gravity, magnetic, propulsion Paws, obviously.

How’m I getting back down?
To be determined…
–Finnegan
A throne befits a King.

A lap befits a God.
–Orzo
Always greet your Bestie with a kiss!

Then settle in to hear all about her exciting weekend of Guard-Catting.

–Xena